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      TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?
      STUDENT: Seven.
      TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
      STUDENT: Nine.
      TEACHER: That\'s impossible.
      STUDENT: No, it isn\'t, Teacher. I\'m eight today.
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      SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
      BILLY             : No, I\'m Billy Anderson.
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      TEACHER: Didn\'t you promise to behave?
      STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
      TEACHER: And didn\'t I promise to punish you if you didn\'t?
      STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don\'t expect you to   keep yours.
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      TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
      TOMMY  : Well, I\'m a lot closer to the ground then you are.
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      HAROLD  : Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn\'t do?
      TEACHER : Of course not.
      HAROLD  : Good, because I didn\'t do my homework.
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      TEACHER: I hope I didn\'t see you looking at Don\'s paper.
      JOHN   : I hope you didn\'t either.
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      GARY   : I don\'t think I deserve a zero on this test.
      TEACHER: I agree, but it\'s the lowest mark I can give you.
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      MOTHER : Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
      JUNIOR : Because of absence.
      MOTHER : You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
      JUNIOR : No, but the kid who sits next to me was.
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      SILVIA  : Dad, can you write in the dark?
      FATHER  : I think so. What do you want me  to write?
      SYLVIA  : Your name on this report card.
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      TEACHER: Well, at least there\'s one thing I can say about your son.
      FATHER : What\'s that?
      TEACHER: With grades like these, he couldn\'t be cheating.
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      TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
      SAMMY  : You can\'t fool me, Teacher... snakes don\'t have feet.
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      HYGIENE TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
      JOSE           : Don\'t bite any.
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      TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with \"I\".
      ELLEN  : I is...
      TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, \"I am.\"
      ELLEN  : All right... \"I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.\"
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      TEACHER: Max, use \"defeat,\" \"defense,\" and \"detail\" in a sentence.
      MAX    : The rabbit cut across the field, and defeat went over defense  before detail.
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      MOTHER : Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
      JUNIOR : You said it was my lunch money.
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      TEACHER: If you received $10 from 10 people, what would you get?
      SASHA  : A new bike.
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      TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for  another, how many dollars would you  have?
      VINCENT: One dollar.
      TEACHER: (sadly)You don\'t know your arithmetic.
      VINCENT: (sadly)You don\'t know my father

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      TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other,  what would  I have?
      CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands!

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      BOY : Isn\'t the principal a dummy!
      GIRL: Say, do you know who I am?
      BOY : No.
      GIRL: I\'m the principal\'s daughter.
      BOY : And do you know who I am?
      GIRL: No.
      BOY : Thank goodness!

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