The Floating Poop

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Volk is the name. I write my life experience to sharpen my English writing skill. Enjoy!

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            “This is not a story happen to me and I hope it will never do”

                     When someone is sh*ting, he’s vulnerable. He will need to wipe that rotten remnants off his ass and need a proper amount of time to get his trousers and underwear into their sockets. With that said, it was one of the best time to pull a prank since no one could fight back with one hand covering their d*** and an ass stuck. Now that the facts are stated, we shall begin the storytelling.

                    The story started when a guy felt a massive destruction coming while he was hanging out. Therefore, he went straight to the toilet. Upon arrival, he saw two rooms, one empty, so he placed himself on a lavatory in an empty room with no hesitation. Like most toilets found in Thailand’s mall, the room was blocked with 3-sided walls and one exit with gaps beneath them for ventilation purpose. The guy waited no longer and began to defecate.

                   Time passed as the guy realized he got diarrhea. The dump he dropped was a mix of smelly liquid and solid with different sizes and shapes alike. As a good citizen who has a level of responsibility, he flushed the toilet. That was when the feast began. He saw the water level increasing and increasing. It was nothing ordinary. He watched as his life flashed before his eyes as the multi-state matter was gathering on top of the toilet. He quickened his dressing and tried to reach the toilet lid in order to stop the danger but to no avail.

It was too late.

And that, too, was as far as the guy responsibility went. The guy ran out of his room in silent as if nothing had happened. At the corner of his eyes, he caught something he had forgotten; his next room was not empty. Someone was in there defenseless from the incoming horde of lump that joined forces with the tainted water which will flood right in through the gap. The terror that came next was for us to imagine as the guy didn’t interfere and escaped, seeking no return. This was not a prank but a coincidence. I wish apologize in place of responsible person.

Thank you for reading.