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ลำดับตอนที่ #196 : บอกลายละเอียดตอนเข้าได

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var newline = "\r\r"
var now = new Date()
var millinow=now.getTime()/1000
var hours = now.getHours()
var minutes = now.getMinutes()
var seconds = now.getSeconds()
var yourLocation=""

now.setHours(now.getHours()+1)
var min=60*now.getUTCHours()+now.getUTCMinutes() + now.getUTCSeconds()/60;
var internetTime=(min/1.44)
internetTime="Internet Time: @"+Math.floor(internetTime)

var clock = "ขณะนี้เวลา "+hours+":"+minutes+":"+seconds+" ค่ะ"
var browser = "คุณใช้BROWSER " + navigator.appName +" "+navigator.appVersion
yourLocation="You are probably living in "+yourLocation

var winwidth= window.screen.width
var winheight= window.screen.height
var screenresolution= "Screen resolution: "+window.screen.width+" x "+window.screen.height
var lastdoc = "คุณเพิ่งมาจาก: "+document.referrer

var expDays = 30;
var exp = new Date();
exp.setTime(exp.getTime() + (expDays*24*60*60*1000));

function Who(info){
var VisitorName = GetCookie('VisitorName')
if (VisitorName == null) {
VisitorName = "stranger";
SetCookie ('VisitorName', VisitorName, exp);
}

return VisitorName;
}

function When(info){
// When
var rightNow = new Date()
var WWHTime = 0;
WWHTime = GetCookie('WWhenH')

WWHTime = WWHTime * 1
/*This part is written by
Copyright 1996, IMA STUDIOS, Inc.
This code may not be resold.
This Copyright notice must be included
on every document that contains this code. should
be included somewhere on your document.
*/
var lastHereFormatting = new Date(WWHTime); // Date-i-fy that number
var intLastVisit = (lastHereFormatting.getYear() * 10000)+(lastHereFormatting.getMonth() * 100) + lastHereFormatting.getDate()
var lastHereInDateFormat = "" + lastHereFormatting; // Gotta use substring functions
var dayOfWeek = lastHereInDateFormat.substring(0,3)
var dateMonth = lastHereInDateFormat.substring(4,11)
var timeOfDay = lastHereInDateFormat.substring(11,16)
var year = lastHereInDateFormat.substring(23,25)
var WWHText = dayOfWeek + ", " + dateMonth + " at " + timeOfDay // display

SetCookie ("WWhenH", rightNow.getTime(), exp)

return WWHText;
}

function Count(info){
var psj=0;
// How many times
var WWHCount = GetCookie('WWHCount')
if (WWHCount == null) {
WWHCount = 0;
}
else{
WWHCount++;
}
SetCookie ('WWHCount', WWHCount, exp);

return WWHCount;
}

function set(){
VisitorName = prompt("Who are you?");
SetCookie ('VisitorName', VisitorName, exp);
SetCookie ('WWHCount', 0, exp);
SetCookie ('WWhenH', 0, exp);
}

// ********************* General Cookie handling *********************
// Cookie Functions - Second Helping (21-Jan-96)
// Written by: Bill Dortch, hIdaho Design
// The following functions are released to the public domain.

function getCookieVal (offset) {
var endstr = document.cookie.indexOf (";", offset);
if (endstr == -1)
endstr = document.cookie.length;
return unescape(document.cookie.substring(offset, endstr));
}

function GetCookie (name) {
var arg = name + "=";
var alen = arg.length;
var clen = document.cookie.length;
var i = 0;
while (i < clen) {
var j = i + alen;
if (document.cookie.substring(i, j) == arg)
return getCookieVal (j);
i = document.cookie.indexOf(" ", i) + 1;
if (i == 0) break;
}
return null;
}

function SetCookie (name, value) {
var argv = SetCookie.arguments;
var argc = SetCookie.arguments.length;
var expires = (argc > 2) ? argv[2] : null;
var path = (argc > 3) ? argv[3] : null;
var domain = (argc > 4) ? argv[4] : null;
var secure = (argc > 5) ? argv[5] : false;
document.cookie = name + "=" + escape (value) +
((expires == null) ? "" : ("; expires=" + expires.toGMTString())) +
((path == null) ? "" : ("; path=" + path)) +
((domain == null) ? "" : ("; domain=" + domain)) +
((secure == true) ? "; secure" : "");
}

function DeleteCookie (name) {
var exp = new Date();
exp.setTime (exp.getTime() - 1);
// This cookie is history
var cval = GetCookie (name);
document.cookie = name + "=" + cval + "; expires=" + exp.toGMTString();

}

var countvisits="คุณมาทั้งหมด " + Count() + " ครั้ง. ครั้งล่าสุดมาตอน " + When() +" ค่ะ"

if (navigator.javaEnabled()) {
var javaenabled="โปรแกรมท่องอินเตอร์เน็ตคุณสนับสนุน java-applets";
}

else {
var javaenabled="BROWSER ของคุณไม่สนับสนุน java-applets";
}

function showAlert() {
var later = new Date()
var millilater=later.getTime()/1000
var loadTime=(Math.floor((millilater-millinow)*100))/100
var loadTimeResult= "ใช้เวลา "+loadTime+" วินาที ในการโหลดหน้านี้"
var babiesborn=Math.ceil(loadTime*4.18)
var babiesbornresult="While this page was loading "+babiesborn+" babies have been born"
if (babiesborn==1){babiesbornresult="While this page was loading "+babiesborn+" baby has been born"}

alert(newline+newline+browser+newline+clock+newline+loadTimeResult+newline+internetTime+newline+screenresolution+newline+lastdoc+newline+countvisits+newline+javaenabled+newline+babiesbornresult+newline+newline+"และทั้งหมดนี้คือข้อมูลของเครื่องคุณค่ะ"+newline+newline)
}

// -->
showAlert()
</script>