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ลำดับตอนที่ #4 : Getting along with strange things, getting yourself more strange
Very next day...
Jack woke up without changing any clothes since he arrived Mineral Village. Only what he eat is a loaf of bread. He went to pick up some bamboo shoots. He walked to the spring in the forest.
"Wow, this village sure is special. Bamboo shoots and other plants grow everyday, and even grow at the same spot" Jack said in wonder, and he picked up a bamboo shoot.
"This is very nice day, I should sit at te spring" Jack went to sit in front of the spring after he picked up bamboo shoots.
"Hey, what's in the water?" Jack looked in the pond.
"HUH!? This is lastest premium, water-proof, extra-pages porno magazine! Someone might lost it here, I should pick it up and... and... keep it myself, hee hee" Jack tried to take the magazine out of water.
"Hello? Jack? Do you came here to catch a fish?" Karen walked into here and greeted him.
"Y... yes! I'm finding some fishes!" lied Jack.
"Let me see. I'm pro of catching a fish in the pond" said Karen, and walking toward Jack.
"N... no! Please don't come over here!" said Jack.
"Why?" asked Karen.
"B...because you will scare fishes! D... don't come over here please" said Jack.
"Well... Then I'll leave" Karen walked away.
"Phew..." sighed Jack.
Jack tried to take the porno magazine out of water but he can't.
"Hell! How can I take this out of water?" Jack thought for a minute.
"SPLASH!!"
Finally, Jack jumped into pond and take the magazine out of water, he was a soaked.
"Finally, yeah!" said Jack happily. Then someone's coming to the spring.
Jack quickly put the magazine in the bag.
"Umm... Did you see a... a kind of... magazine around here?" Gotz, the woodcutter that lives in the forest came to find his magazine.
"N...No" lied Jack, then he walked away.
Jack walked inside the village, he decided to go to buy some more porn at the clinic. On the way, he walked pass Doug's inn.
"Leave me alone!!" Shouted and, while she ran out of the inn. She rushed forward by didn't look the way, so she crashed on Jack.
"Argh! What are you doing?!" cried Jack.
"Aww... Sorry" Ann who was straddled on Jack, then she balanced herself and stood up.
"Can you get up?" asked Ann.
"Nooo!! Seems like my spine was broken! I need some help!!" cried Jack fakely.
"Huh!?! I broke your spine?! Sorry!! It's my fault! I'll take you to the clinic!" thrilled Ann.
"No. You must do a first aid first" said Jack.
"How? I don't know about first aid!" said Ann. "
First thing you have to do is mouth-to-mouth do you know about that?"Jack had a devil in his mind so he lied her, and Ann really didn't know that it's not what she suppose to do.
"I've heard about that, so I can help you with this way?" said Ann.
"Yes! Hurry! I'm gonna die!" cried Jack fakely. Then Ann knelt down and going to do a mouth-to-mouth.
"No sex before marriage!" Doug came out and shouted at them.
"I know that you two are horny and lusty, I understand, but you should marry each other first" Doug explained.
"Dad! It's not like what you see!" excused Ann and then she ran off, Jack who was laid on the floor last minute, stood up then ran after her.
"Bah! These two! I never able to stop them" said Doug and look after the two youngsters.
Ann was sitting on the bench near supermarket.
"What happened?" Jack asked when he arrived.
"Oh? You are okay already?" asked Ann surprisely.
"Well... I draged myself to the clinic last second, then Elli and Doctor gave me a miracle medicine, so I'm fine now" Jack lied.
"Wow. Miracle medicine?" Ann was fooled by Jack, even Jack didn't sure that see will be fooled by him so easily.
"So, what happened to you? Why you ran away from your dad?" asked Jack.
"My dad! He's going to marry me with Won! Won is a geek! And He sells those filthy stuffs too! He eats human's c*m! I hate him!!" cried Ann.
"I... I understand... I don't know how to help you..." said Jack.
"I don't know... But... if you're marrying me, then I don't have to marry Won... I can't counting on my dad, he may do something stupid..." said Ann sadly.
"W...What a sad story. I'm afraid I can't marry because you're not so femin... Umm... I mean I have no money!" said Jack.
"I won't go home again if my dad is still like this" said Ann.
"U....um.... there's no other guys in this village that you able marry with? Maybe you can avoid to marry Won" suggested Jack.
"Other guys?...... Ah! Got it!" Ann said like she has got an idea.
"Who are you going to marry with? But not me okay? Because I want to have se... No... I want to have more money first" said Jack. "No, not you. I know that you burrowed porn from the clinic aren't you?" said Ann.
"H...huh!?! Why you knew that!?!" astronished Jack. "Because I saw your name in the member list" said Ann. "You buy it too?!" asked Jack surprisely.
"Well... Just a little... Just once per week..." said Ann.
"U...Uh.... Okay, let's stop talking about it, but who is the one you're going to marry anyway?" asked Jack.
"I'm not going to marry so easily, you dude. I just... think that I'm crushing on the one who was staying at my inn yesterday" said Ann.
"Oh... Then... Goodluck" Jack look after Ann while she was walking toward the inn.
Jack almost forget about his business, porn buying. He quickly drew to the clinic. When he came in, he saw the doctor and Elli were having a romantic moment, they were staring at each other.
"Elli, you don't look good. You should rest" worried the doctor.
"I...I'm fine, do not be so worry" said Elli cheerfully, but her face was pale and about to collasp in every second.
"Don't overdo it, Elli. I don't want you to be worse" worried the doctor. "
*cough* I said I'm fine! See?" she said while doing some push up on the floor, but then she was fainted.
"What are you doing!?" the doctor went to take care of Elli.
"I must do a mouth-to-mouth" the doctor was going to pash a dreadly kiss on Elli. Jack was hiding behind a sofa, wished that he could watch a live-porn.
"Hmm? What's that smell?" the doctor curioused.
"S... sorry... I always fart when I'm exciting" Elli explain, see didn't really collasp, though.
"Eeegghh!!" the doctor back-stepped away from her.
"Oh, how disappointing!" Jack popped out from behind sofa.
"Hey! How long had you stayed there!?!" said the doctor startled and surprised.
"I...I just want to buy some porn" said Jack.
Elli stood up and went to a counter, and Jack followed.
"Let's see... Wow, only 3 times more you'll get 1 for free" said Elli.
"You're a terrible porn-watcher" teased the doctor. "Nah..." embarrassed Jack. After Jack bought a porn, he went to the church.
On the way, Jack visited the supermarket. Jack saw Duke, the winery owner were buying some stuffs.
"I'll take this this this this this this this and this, put it on my tab!" he randomly took many stuffs from shelves.
"H... hey! Are you going to take all of that?" said Jeff, the shop owner.
"You're right, I'll pay later" said Duke.
"You never pay us! Your family never pay us for two or three years! You should pay by now!" said Jeff.
"I said I will pay later! Don't you understand?" said Duke, then he was walking toward the door.
But Jack was standing blocking the way out, so Duke greeted him.
"You're Jack aren't you? Hello, and please stay out of my way, please" said Duke.
"You should pay" said Jack.
"It's okay! He is a pushover!" said Duke.
"He is so pathetic, why don't you pay him a little bit?" said Jack.
Duke got an idea and shouted to Jeff.
"Hey, Jeff! Jack said that he is going to pay for me! Then take the money from him okay?" shouted Duke.
"Oh, Jack? You're going to pay his 500000G bill? You're very goooooooooooood man!!" said Jeff happily.
"Hey! I didn't say something like that! I don't have even 10000G!" excused Jack.
In that moment, Karen came in. "Duke!" shouted Karen. "You'll never get away from this!" she said while aiming a shotgun at him.
"W... Well... I'll pay now" said Duke timidly and pay some money.
"I'll bring some more, later" the Duke ran away as light-speed.
"What!? Just 2000G? But he owed us 500000G!" said Jeff angrily.
"But at least, he paid. And don't be pushover, dad! You can point a gun at his head! Take this!" Karen threw a shotgun at Jeff and Jeff fell down.
"And... Thank you for stop him for us, Jack" said Karen. "You're welcome" said Jack.
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