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ลำดับตอนที่ #3 : Good morning, Mineral Village (woke up without taking a bath)
The second day of a country life...
Jack woke up. And again, without taking a bath or brushing teeth, he walked out the door. Jack saw a policeman standing shivering in front of his house.
"Umm... What are you doing here? Mr.policeman?" asked Jack.
"G...good morning... T...to..d..day...i...is..coold...isnn't...it.....?...." he said with a shiver.
"Yes. How long had you stand there?" asked Jack.
"4 AM. I waited for you to open the door" said the policeman.
"Even monkeys won't wake up at 4 AM, why don't you come at 6 AM?" said Jack.
"Never mind. I have something to tell you. I saw a suspicious man in yellow clothes and funny hat who carry a bag, and he has a moustache too. Please becareful, he may plants a bomb at your house" said the policeman. "Noooo!!!! That's so scary!!! I'll arm my self with machinegun and turn my house into a bunker! Do you have any chopper? Please be quickly! I'll set a barricades!" panicked Jack.
"Why don't you turn your barn into a nuclear silo too?" said the policeman. "Great idea!" said Jack.
"Well, then... I'll go now, becareful" then the policeman left.
When the policeman left. Jack saw a suspicious man dressed as the policeman said, he walked in by didn't care about anything, then sat down under Jack's apple tree. Jack came to him.
"Umm... Who on the earth are you?" asked Jack, while holding his hammer and hide it behind his back.
"I'm just a wanderer. Can I rest here a bit? I won't make any trouble" said the man.
"Really? What's in your bag?" asked Jack, and ready to smash him with hammer if it's a bomb.
"It's my stuffs, nothing special" he said. "Then, don't make trouble, or I'll tell my dog to pees on your head" said Jack.
"Arrrrrhh!! No!! Don't do that!! I won't! I won't! Please spare my life!!" said him afraidly.
"Good" then Jack walked away.
Then Jack went to cut some more weeds and plant the seeds that he bought from grocer... no... supermarket yesterday. He toss them up, and all seeds fell down around his body randomly.
"Fwa ha ha ha! I don't know how to plant seeds! So I'll just toss them up like this" then Jack watered them.
After then, Jack went to take a walk in the village. First, he go to Yodel ranch, which sells cow and sheep. When he arrived, he saw an old man and a little girl standing and looking at a pony.
"What we're going to do with her?" said the old man.
"If you don't find anything to do with her now, I'll boil a water and prepare some vegetable" said the little girl and laugh like a sardism. Then Jack walked in.
"Hello" greeted Jack.
"Oh, hello. Who are you?" asked the oldman.
"I am Jack, the new owner of Moon Farm".
"Oh, next to next door ,huh?" said the little girl.
"Oh, so you're the new owner of that farm. I am Barley, and this is May" introduced the oldman.
"Nice to meet you. This is your horse? She look very nice" said Jack.
"Yes. But we got nowhere for her to play and run around, so we've decided too..."
"Eat her!" interupted May. "No, May. I'm not going to eat horse, I'll sell her" said Barley.
"No! Eat her!" said May.
"No no no! "said Barley.
"Bah! I can't wait any longer!" then May pulled out a very sharp chef's knife and rushed toward the pony.
"Hey!" Barley cought her.
"Arrrgggghh!! Let me go!! It's time for execution!! Chop! Chop! Chop! Let me go!!!" May struggled to get out of Barley's arm.
"Jack! I want you take this horse away! Hide it somewhere in this world! And don't let May found her! Quickly! I cannot hold any longer!" cried Barley.
"U....Uhh... I'll take her then..." Jack drag the pony home.
"No!! So I can't eat horse now!" cried May.
Jack hid the pony in a horse barn.
"They're so scary..." Jack mumbled and continued go walking in village.
He went to visit library. Jack walked inside, he found a girl with glasses that Jack met at square yesterday. She's standing, writing something quietly and didn't notice him.
"HELLO!" Jack shouted make her startled. "AHHHHHH!!!!" she jumped up and rushed to search something in a drawer.
"S... sorry. I scared you... I felt very sorry, please put your gun down" Jack said timidly when she pointed a gun at him.
"O...oh... sorry to... I'm too surprised... Don't ever scare me like this again, okay?" she said.
"O...Okay..." Jack said shiverly.
She continue writing something in her notebook.
"What are you writing?" asked Jack.
"It's a novel. Just for a hobby" answered her and continued writing her novel. Jack peaked her in the back.
"AHHHHHH!!!!" she startled again when she noticed him, and going to rush to a drawer.
"Wait wait wait! I didn't mean to scare you!" Jack caught her in time.
"Don't ever surprise me in the back again!" cried Mary.
"Sorry... And would you put your knife down?" apologized Jack when he saw her holding a pocket knife that she drew from her pocket last moment.
"Okay, then please leave me alone. And have you read any book in this library? There's a second floor too, so you should visit".
Jack went to the second floor of the library and he read a label on many books.
"Farm Life... by Basil, How to catch bugs... by Basil, Plant by seasons... by Basil, 108 secret of girls... by Basil, Pokemon training... by Basil, 1000 GBA cheatcodes... by Basil. Jack was curioused why all the books in this library was written by Basil?.
"Who the hell is Basil? Why he wrote many books?" then Jack went to ask Mary.
"Mary" Jack called her.
"What?" answered Mary.
"Who is Basil? He wrote all books in this library." asked Jack.
"He is my father" answered her. "Wow. He must be a terrible writer" said Jack respectfully. Mary stopped writing for a second and look at him.
"Umm... I'll tell you the truth. My father wrote no book in this library. Every books in this library was written by other authors" said Mary.
"But why all the labels have his name?" asked Jack again.
Mary started writing again. "Because my father want to be a writer. But he have no chance. He only study those stupisd plant all day, and always talk about plants. And he is terrible lazy too. He does't even buy a pen. Those book that you see, my dad replaced an author's name with his name" Mary told a tale.
"Oooh, so that's the story" said Jack
Jack left library and he walked to the church. But before he enter church. He saw Karen and someone with geek glasses are talking.
"Do you remember? We usually play here when we were kids." said Karen.
"Yes. Should we explore? We haven't been here for a very long time" said the guy with glasses.
"Fine, let's go" said Karen.
"Alright, the forest is a good spot to rap.... umm... to rest" said Rick and they walked in the forest behind the church.
"Owwwhh! They're walking in the forest! They must do something special! I wish I could watch a live porn if I hide around there" said Jack. So Jack followed them, but lost contact...
Then he had found a path lead to somewhere, so he walked along. Jack found a small cottage, he went inside.
"Eeeeeeee!! Intruder alert! budum!" a small sound shouted from somewhere.
"Who are you!?" another small sound asked him.
"H... huh? I'm Jack, the new farmer of Moon Farm" answered Jack surprisely.
"Oh, so you're Jack. Everybody lower your gun" the sound said.
"What are you?" asked Jack.
"We're havest sprites" answered another small sound.
"Are you invisible or something?" said Jack.
"No, we're down here, budum" said the sound.
Jack looked down. He saw a seven little people in a different seven color clothes.
"What on earth are you?" asked Jack.
"We are havest sprites! Are you Amnesia?, budum" said a little man with dark blue clothes.
"We help farmers do their work, budum" said the havest sprites with red clothes.
"If you be friend with use, we shall help you, budum" said the sprites with a purple clothes.
"That's cool. So will you give me a hand?" asked Jack.
"NO!, budum" said all the havest sprites.
"You must be friend with us first, budum" said te sprite with light blue clothes.
"Oh, that's too bad" disappointed Jack.
"By the way, we haven't introduce ourselves yet. Let us begin". Then the havest sprites's BGM started, and they started singing.
The sprite with red clothes jumped out.
"Budum, I am Chef! I am the leader of this house, I love to cook a meal and I know that it will rouse!"
Then here came a sprite with blue clothes
"Budum, I am Staid! I am the one that diligent, I like to work all day everything will be okay!"
The purple sprite jumped out
"Budum, I am Bold! I am the strongest in the soul, I don't afraid of things, I will bust them off and sling!"
The sprite with light blue clothes came
"Budum, I am Aqua! I am cleaner five-stars, I like it to be cleaned, the way that you'll never be seen!"
The sprite with green clothes walked out slowly
"Budum... I am Timid... I am scare even a sh*t, don't sneak me in the back, or I will be heart attacked..."
Here came the sprite with yellow clothes
"Budum, I am Hoggy! I am fat and hell funny, I eat since born to death, and sometimes I eat your head!"
The last sprites didn't come out, but slept on the floor, and he sleeptalked
"Zzz.... Budum, I am Nappyzzzzzzz.... You can't talk to me sorry....zzzzz I sleepin' don't ya see, don't wake me up...ZZzzzzZzzzzzzzz"
"We are havest sprites!!!, budum" said all havest sprites, including Nappy that has woke last second.
"Well, I knew you all now" said Jack.
"Budum, I've got a song about you! Let me sing it!" said Chef.
"Wow, I'd like to listen, please sing it" said Jack. Chef pulled out a paper and sings
"Hello, I am Jack! I do nothing but slack!
I throw some seeds and water them, then I'll take a nap!
I milk a cow and sheer a sheep, that is not so deep
Then I'll go to take a walk, flirt all girls like a fox!
I never feed a dog of mine, because it never die
I only eat one bread a day, but I am still okay
When I been friend to havest sprites, I'll give them work, alright
I'll give a work for more and more, then reward with bag of flour!"
"Hell! I'm not kind of that!" cried Jack.
"It's just a song!" said Chef.
"I think I should go now. I'll give you some grass later, if I have a chance" he said, and then walked out of the cottage. Jack arrived the square, he saw the policeman standing doing nothing.
"Hello" greeted Jack.
"Hello" answered him.
"I saw a suspicious man that you told me about, last morning. He came to sit under my apple tree" said Jack.
"What!? And did he do anything?" said the policeman.
"Nope, he's good man, I think" said Jack.
"But becareful! He might be a spy" warned the policeman.
"Okay, I'll becareful" said Jack. Then the policeman walked away.
After the policeman left. A suspicious man came to the square.
"Hello, we meet again" greeted him.
"Yep" said Jack. "I'll sit here for a minute. This village is so nice. Are there police in this village?" said the man.
"What? You're talking about police! You must be...!".
"No no no! I didn't came here to sell drugs! Noooooo!" said the man.
"I didn't say that you sell drug! You must be...!...".
"I mustn't stay here anymore!" then the man ran off.
"Where are you going! I'll catch you and call police!" Jack followed him. The suspiciuos man rushed toward inn.
"Hello, you're new here, isn't it? Would you come here for a second?" Doug called him.
"I really don't have a time right now! Please give me a place for me to hide! I was chasing by someone!" said the suspicious man anxiously.
"I'll give you a place to hide. But you must be my daughter's fiance first" said Doug.
"Whaaaatttt????" puzzled the suspicious man. Then Ann came and carry him away from Doug.
"Here you go! Another one, my daughter! You're terrible screwer!" cheered Doug in the background.
Then Jack came in.
"Doug! Did you see a funny man came here?" asked Jack.
"Nope" answered Doug shortly.
"Really? I saw him ran in here" said Jack.
"I don't know what are you talking about. But by the way, where would you like to be you and Ann's place to marry?" said Doug.
"Later" answered Jack.
"What is he talking about??" the suspicious man asked Ann.
"He is a paranoid" said Ann. Then Jack came upstairs.
"There you are!" Jack quickly came to him.
"Wait wait wait! Please listen to me! I am just a traveler! I didn't...!".
"I don't believe you!" Jack snatched his bag from his hand and opened...
"Wha....what is this?" said Jack curiously when he saw.... stuffs in his bag...
"Aww... " cried Ann.
"Umm.... I'll tell you the truth then, but give the bag to me". he snatched the bag back.
"I am Won. The traveling salesman. I come here to sells... umm.... adult shop..."
"Uh..." Jack and Ann was astronished.
"I'll stay at this inn. If you want to buy some of these, just visit me okay?" then Won walked down stairs.
Ann rushed off to do a confessional at a church, and Jack walked down to visit Won.
"Umm... What are you selling?" asked Jack.
"You see..." Won showed his stuffs. "This is a special condom, which apllied with a special chemical that make you do it more longer, and this is a start-up pill, this will make you aroused, and this is...."
"Okay, okay. I just come visit, I didn't want to buy these things yet" said Jack.
"Then, come back anytime!" Won said goodbye.
"Hey, you should prepare you and your fiancee's marriage cake soon!" Doug said to Jack before Jack exit inn.
"Well..." Jack walked out.
Jack decided to go to Poutry Farm to buy some chickens. On the way, he saw May and Stu are playing.
"Hello Jack, would you play with us?" May invited him.
"Uh... I'm afraid that I can't..."
"Good!" May draged him in her house.
"What? I said I can't!" cried Jack.
" 'Can't' for me is 'Yes' , only this time" May draged him to the backyard and Stu followed.
"We're going to play house!" said May. "House again?" said Stu.
"Yes. Any matter?" May's search something in her pocket.
"Okay okay! House!" said Stu afraidly.
"I said I can't play with you right now!" said Jack. "You must play!" said May.
"Well then... Only this time okay?" Jack surrendered when he saw May pulled out a stungun.
"You are our son. I and Stu are your parents"said May.
"Huh? Why I must be your son?" asked Jack.
"Because you're new here" answered May.
"Let's start!" annouced May. Stu walked in and acted like open a door.
"I am home, darling!" said Stu.
"Welcome home, sexy" said May.
"Huh? Where did you learned that word from?" said Jack curiously.
"Please shut your cute mouth up, our lovely son. You've got homework to do isn't it?" said May.
"Uh... I must watch Powerpuff Girls first!" said Jack.
"No. You should go to do homework!, or I will hit your ass" said May.
"I'll do it, then" and Jack acted like doing homework.
"Baby, do you want some juice?" May asked Stu.
"That's great" said Stu. May gave him an empty glass.
"Here, honey". "Thank you, darling".
"Mom! I've finished my homework! can I watch Digimon?" asked Jack.
"Yes, but only until 8 PM okay?" said May.
Then Jack acted like watching TV for a while.
"Jack. You should go to bed right now" said May.
"Can I watch a little longer? There's an adult movie at night" asked Jack.
"Sorry, Jack. You must go to school tomorrow. And I and your dad have to do some couple's stuff too." said May.
"Uh..." Jack walked to the bench and nap.
"Sexy, which style would you want tonight?" asked May. They went in the door, left jack napping outside.
"I should sneak out" Jack sneaked out of Yodel Ranch.
When he arrived at Poutry Farm, he saw a guy with glasses and a pink haired girl.
"Waaah!! I hate you, Rick!" the pink haired girl cried and ran out.
"Popuri!" said the guy in glasses. Jack walked in.
"Hello? What happened?" asked Jack.
"Oh, you heard us argued?" said the guy with glassess.
"You're the guy at the farm next door right? I am Rick and the one that ran away is my sister, Popuri." said him.
"Why she ran away?" asked Jack.
"The story is... my sister forgot to put chicken in coop, then the wild dog came to rapes one of her favourite chicken. I scolded her so she ran away" Rick told the story.
"Oh... I feel sorry about that" said Jack.
"Can you do me a favor? Bring my sister back for me" asked Rick.
"Why don't you go by yourself?" asked Jack.
"I'm afraid that she'll kick my ass if I bother her while she is angry" said Rick afraidly.
"Where on the earth can I find her?" asked Jack.
"She might be at the spring for sure. She always go find some flowers to eat when she feels sad" said Rick.
"Oh? She eats flowers?" said Jack curiously.
"Yeah... Anyway, please bring my sister back" Rick said.
"Then l'll take a look" and then Jack left to find Rick's sister.
Jack walked to the spring in the forest. When he arrived, he saw the pink haired girl was sitting and sobbing in front of the spring.
"Waahhh! I didn't mean to leave chickens outside like that! *sniff* I just forgot..." cried her.
Jack sat beside her. "I understand, no one can remember everything" soothed Jack.
"But Rick is so mean!said her.
"He's just mad. But he didn't mean to scold you" said Jack.
" *sob* Thank you... *sniff * But who are you anyway?" asked her.
"I am Jack, the new owner of Moon Farm" introduced Jack
"Oh, I'm Popuri" said the pink haired girl.
"Here is some flower" Jack gave her a flower.
"Ooh, thank you. So I can have a flower soup for dinner" said Popuri. Then Popuri stood up and wiped her dress. "I think I'll go now. I'm going to pick up some more flower".
Jack stand up too, before he said a thing, Popuri said "You should becareful too. wild dogs often come attack animals. The one that raped our chicken is a stupid-looking dog with a red scarf" warned Popuri.
"Red scarf?... That's my dog..." said Jack.
"What?!? Your dog!? You basterd!! Your dog raped my chicken! waaahhh!!" then the ran away.
"My dog sure is stupid... Poor chicken..." mumbled Jack.
Jack went back to his house. When 5 PM, Zack came to take things.
"I'll take this this this and this, goodbye" he said and then left.
"He comes and goes..." Jack thought in mind.
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