ลำดับตอนที่ #2
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ลำดับตอนที่ #2 : Oh, you're the new owner of Moon Farm, aren't you? You've got a funny cap
Next day, Jack woke up and walked out without brushing teeth or taking a bath or anything. He saw mayor Thomas standing there in front of his house.
"Hello, how long had you stand there?" Jack greet him with some question.
"Since before morning, the air was almost freeze me out" said the mayor with a shiver.
"Okay, boy. You want me to show you around the village?" asked mayor.
"Of course" Jack said and walked out with mayor, without taking a bath or brushing teeth or anything.
Mayor Thomas and Jack walked along the path.
"This way leads to Poutry Farm and Yodel Farm" directed Thomas.
"What kind of animal is Yodel?" asked Jack.
"It's just the name of the farm! Don't be silly"
"Oh, I thought that's a new kind of animal"
Finally they arrived a residential area.
"This is Orchard" said Thomas.
"This is not an orchard! This is a house!" said Jack.
"That is the name! Have you go to school when you were kid?"
"I'm kidding, don't be so serious, who the hell will be stupid like that?"
"Okay, well. At Orchard, they sell wine and juices" and they continued walking.
"This is library, they open at ten except monday" they walked pass library.
"Hello, Thomas" the old woman on the armchair greeted Thomas. "Hello, Ellen" answered Thomas. "And who's there" asked Ellen. "This is Jack". "Zack? You've got a funny cap today" said Ellen. "No. It's Jack! He is the new owner of the Moon farm". "Huh? You're going to mow a lawn at all the farm in this village? You're very nice, Zack" said the old woman. "Don't mind her, Jack. She has bad ears and eyes" the mayor said. "Never mind. I understand *Sigh* "
"This is supermarket" mayor Thomas directed.
"What? This look like a grocery more than supermarket" Jack said while looking at a simple building with a sign "Supermarket" in front of it.
"It's really a supermarket!" said mayor.
"It's a grocery!" said Jack.
"It's a supermarket!" "The supermarket in the city is a lot more fantasy"
"But this is a country"
"But it really look like a normal grocery!"
"Whatever. Anyway, you can buy seeds and stuffs here"
"Does it has any hot coffee or a burger?"Jack asked
"Nope. If you wanna eat that, you should go to the inn. The inn sells food too."
"This is really a normal grocery"
"Well? Will you look inside? You can buy some seeds too" Thomas and Jack walked in the grocery... , no... the supermarket.
"Hello, mayor Thomas. And... who are you, guy?" the girl with long blond hair came and greeted both of them
"(W... ooowwww.... This girl's hottttt!)" Jack thought in his head
"Are you okay?" said the girl
"Well, this is Jack, the new owner of Moon Farm. He's a bit odd don't mind him"
"Oh, hello Jack. I am Karen. I work at this supermarket" said Karen
"N... Nice to meet you. I am Jack" Jack said
"Would you buy some seed? You need seeds if you want to start a farm"
"Okay, I'll take this this this and this" he picked some seed bags randomly.
"That'll be 1200 G" Karen said.
"1200 G?" Jack take all of his money out of his pocket and count... "(...I have only 500 G)" jack thought
Then the mayor came look at the money in his hand.
"What? That's all you've got? Why your parent gave their son an adventure outside a city wth just 500 G?"
"I dunno" said Jack. "Well? Will you take these?" Karen said anxiously.
"Umm... I think I should start little by little, so I have changed my mind that I'll take only... two of them..." Jack selected two of cucumber seed.
"Uh... well that'll be 400 G"
After shopping, they walked out and continued the tour.
"This is clinic. I bet you'll come here only when you collasped from doing work. They also sell bodigizer and have a examination service, but that doesn't help you much" said mayor. "And this way lead to the inn, this way lead to the church. And if you walk farther you'll be in the square."
"Got it" Jack said with a nod.
When finished the tour, Jack came back and saw a man wait for him in front of his house.
"Who are you?" Jack asked. "I am Zack, the buyer. I'll buy your stuff just put some goods in that box and I'll pick'em up at 5 in the evening. I'll pay you too. Got it? See ya" and he walked away.
Jack went to take a walk in village. The first place is Orchard. When he walked in, a woman came greet him.
"Hello. You're Jack, the new owner of Moon Farm right? You're the old owner's grandson aren't you? Wow! you look like your grandfather. I am Manna, the owner of this winery. No no, my husband own this farm, I'm just his wife! His name is Duke. But If you want to buy a wine or juices just talk to me okay? My husband always busy at the cellar. Oh, and this winery open between eleven to noon. Come stop by! If you wanna woo Karen, you should comes visit here often, because she likes wine, you know? Oh, I think I spoke too much, ha ha ha" Jack was pushed over.
"Uh... Hello, there. Nice to meet you. I will visit you when I have time..." Jack said timidly.
"Oh Nice to meet you too. So come visit here when you have a chance okay? We're lonely here, since our daughter gone to city, I and my husband was left alone in this village. But we're enjoy running this winery anyway, we hope that she'll be alright. We missed her soooooo much! When she left this village, at first we can't eat and sleep. My husband must m*******t* to sleep everyday" "Hey! Some of readers aren't 18 yet!"Jack interrupted. "Oooohh! Sorry! I didn't notice that this is story for kids. Well, today we haven't stop thinking about her. I hope she'll come back to visit us someday. For just a month... or a week... or a day... or even half-day, we're glad to see her. You don't know our daughter right? You're new here, so you might don't know. Maybe I'll tell you about her if I have time. Oh! let's stop talking about that, I'm so sad. Let's talk about your grandfather. You know? your grandfather is very nice man. He always... bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla..................." and she continue speaking by didn't look at Jack.
"I must get out of this place. I hope she'll stop speaking soon" Jack ran out of the winery.
He walked pass library. "It's closed. Maybe I'll come tomorrow" and he continued walking.
He stopped at the clinic and walked inside. The moment that he entered clinic, the doctor and the nurse stood up and walked toward him, and they started singing.
"Welcome! this is clinic, come here when you feel sick!
If you overworked and you fell down on the ground
We'll treat you here, and heal your body around!"
"Hello! I am Elli, you look tired and funny
Go sleep more early, and I bet you'll be healthy!"
"Hello! I am Doctor, I'll make you feel better
Alcohols make you duller, and a milk make you brighter!"
"Taa da!!!!"
Jack was pushed over again. And they went to sit down at their place like nothing happened. Jack was astonished for a moment and finally gained his strength to walk. He walked to the nurse.
"Ex... Excuse me?" Jack greeted.
"Hello, do you need something?" asked the nurse.
"This is clinic, isn't it?" asked Jack. "Of course, are you blind or something? Or do you think this is a porno video shop?" said the nurse.
"Well... I just ask for sure" said Jack. "Oh, you're new owner of Moon Farm, aren't you? I thought you were Stu, sorry. He usually plays around and shows me some disgusting stuffs"
"I am Jack, nice yo meet you" introduced Jack.
"I am Elli, and there is the doctor. You can take an examination from him" Jack left Elli and went to greet the doctor.
"Hello" greeted Jack.
"Hello. Do you need a medicine?" said the doctor.
"No, thank you. I just come to greet" said Jack.
"Who are you, anyway? You don't look familiar" said the doctor.
"My name is Jack, the new owner of Moon Farm" said Jack.
"Well, I'm Doctor" said the doctor.
'Umm... Will you mind? If I want to know your name" asked Jack.
"I'm Doctor" answered the doctor.
"Yes, I know that you're a doctor. But I want to know your name" said Jack.
"My name is Doctor!" said Doctor.
"Huh? Doctor? That's a weird name" said Jack.
"No, Doctor is just my last name. My first name is Tim. But just call me Doctor, okay?" said Doctor.
"Uhh... Okay" said Jack.
Jack walked to Elli to say goodbye.
"I must go now, see you later" Jack said.
"Goodbye. But... hey! You've got a cut! Let's have a bandage.
" Elli said to him when she saw a cut on his middle finger.
"Oh? This cut?" Jack showed her a middle finger.
"Owh! You b**ch! Don't show me a middle finger like that. Here, pick up one" Elli gave him a box of bandage.
"Hmm... How disappointed, no Pokemon pattern..." Jack said while looking for his Pokemon-pattern bandage.
"Please be quickly. Choose a bandage isn't hard thing to do, is it?" Elli said.
"Hey, Elli. What's in the box?" asked Jack.
"Huh?" Elli peaked into the bandage box.
"Oh! Give that to me!" Elli told Jack to give her that thing.
"Hmm... Let's see... 'Sweety Schoolgirl'? " Jack readed the label.
"Daaarrrrrnn. Give that to me now!" shouted Elli. The doctor heard Elli shouted, so he came.
"Huh? Anything happened?" asked Doctor.
"What's porno video CD doing in the bandage box?" said Jack.
"Uh... So it's isn't secret anymore, I'll tell you then. We sell porno video too, if you want to buy some, just come. I've got work to do, bye for now. " then the doctor walked away.
"Oh, and Elli" he turned back to talk. "Don't ever mistaken put any porn in a wrong box again"
"You sell porno video too? Hee hee" Jack asked Elli teasely.
"Well... So you want some? I'll give you a one for free, because this is your first time here" Elli give him a porno video CD.
"Are you serious?" Jack asked but the video is already in his hand.
"Yep. And don't worry about police, cuz there's only one police in this village, and he buys ours!" said Elli.
"Uh... Then I'll go now, see you later" Jack walked out the clinic.
Jack decided to visit inn, so he walked along. When he arrived, before he enter, he readed the sign.
"Doug's Place? Sounded silmilar to dog's place" and then he walked in.
He entered the inn, then the orange haired girl comes greet him.
"Welcum!" said the orange haired girl.
"You should say 'Welcome!' not 'Welcum!' This is a story for kids!" said Jack.
"Woops. Anyway would you have a seat?" said the orange haired girl.
"Never mind, thank you. I just visit" said Jack. After then, the man on the counter talk to him.
"Hey, you're the boy that own Moon Farm, aren't you?" the man said.
"Yes, I am" answered Jack.
"Umm... Would you come here for a second?" the man called Jack, so Jack walked to the counter.
"I am Doug, the innkeeper" said the man.
"I'm Jack" said Jack.
"Let me ask you a question. You see that girl... Her name is Ann, she is my daughter. Umm... What do you think of her?" asked the innkeeper.
"What? Hmm... she look like a girl" answered Jack simply.
"No, I mean. What is you think of her? cheerful? or cute? or picky? or funny? something like that" said Doug. "Hmm... I don't know about that... Maybe she look sexy" said Jack(falsely).
"Huh!?! You said that she's sexy?! That's great!" said Doug happily.
"Eh? I'm kidding! What are you talking about?" said Jack.
"Well, if I let you marry her. Will you marry her?" said Doug.
Jack was astonishing in surprise.
"Wha.... Whatttt!?! I just walked in here, and you said you'll let me marry her!?" Jack said in surprise.
In that moment, Ann came and dragged Jack out of the conversation and dragged him upstairs.
"That's it! Ann! Screw him up!" Doug cheered in the background.
Ann dragged him upstairs and talk to him.
"Phew" she sighed.
"Is your father sick or something? He's odd!" said Jack.
"My dad is a paranoid. He always tried to marry me to every guys who walked into our inn. So don't mind him, and I'll never screw you, remember that." she said.
"Uh... So that's the story" Jack sighed.
"Tell my dad that you're married or have girlfriends somewhere okay?" said Ann.
"Okay" noded Jack.
"Oh, by the way, you're jack isn't it?" asked her.
"Yep" answered Jack.
Jack escaped out of the inn.
"Hmm... which place should I go next?" Jack looked at the village map that he got from mayor.
"Let's go to the square" then he walked to the square. Jack saw two person standing and talking by turned back to each other.
"Who are you? You're always here" asked the long black haired girl with glasses.
"I'm Gray" answered the guy with blue cap.
"I'm Mary, nice to meet you" said the girl. "Nice to meet you too" said Gray. They talked to each other, but still turned back to each other.
"What are you doing here?" asked Mary.
"N...Nothing particular" said Gray.
"Hey, why you always turn back to me when talking? Why don't you turn around?" said Mary.
"Because I don't want to see your ugly face" said Gray.
"What!? You said that I am ugly!?! Say it again!!" Mary scolded while pulled out a very very thick Chinese-English+Chinese idioms dictonary from nowhere and ready to smash him with it.
"I... I'm kidding! I... I always got a joke!" excused Gray while turned around.
"Oh, is that so?" Mary instantly changed emotion.
Jack walked pass that two creepy people, then he headed toward church. Jack arrived at church, he looked around, he saw pastor and a guy sitting on a bench. Jack walked toward that guy.
"Hello" said Jack. "......." No answer from him.
"Umm... Hello!..." Jack said that to him again.
"......Is this really what I want?..." the guy hasn't answer Jack but speaking to himself, and he always looking down the floor.
"Do you find anything to eat on the floor?" said Jack.
"......." still no response from him.
"I said... HEEEEEELLLLLOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" Jack screamed like a crazy man, the guy startled and became very shocked.
"Are you deaf?" Jack said.
"Oh... sorry. I didn't notice that you were there..." said the guy.
"Oh, well... Never mind" Jack concluded.
"Umm... Is anything you want?" he asked.
"I just come to visit. I am Jack, the new owner of Moon Farm. I just moved in, so I want to visit everyone" said the new farmer.
"I'm Cliff" he answer.
"I see, you want to be alone, huh? So I won't bother you." then Jack left him and went to talk to the pastor.
"Hello" greeted Jack.
"Hello. You're the new owner of Moon Farm right? I'm Carter the pastor here"
"Nice to meet you" said Jack
"If you have something to confess, just comes to confessional time in the afternoon" said the pastor.
"Okay. I must go now, farewell" Jack say goodbye to the pastor and left church.
Jack walked toward the mayor's house. Before he enter mayor's house, he heard a crying of a little boy.
"WAAAA!!!!..." Jack turned around and saw a boy standed crying next door, Jack walked to him.
"What happened? Boy?" Jack asked him.
"I lost!!! Waaaa!!! I was beaten by Black Metal Greymon! Only if I could do a digivolve! Hmph!! Only if I beat him I'll get special character! Noooo!!!" he's crying while holding a Gameboy in his hand.
"Oh, you don't have to cry, boy. Losing is common. No one always win. You can try again can't you?" soothed Jack like a kind man.
" *Sniff* But I already came to semi-final level! I must restart again" cried the boy.
"You must practice more, so you can win." Jack soothed him again.
"Okay, I'll try again later then. *Sniff* But who are you?" asked the boy.
"I'm Jack. The new owner of Moon Farm, and what's yours?" asked Jack. "I'm Stu!" he answered.
Jack didn't notice that he didn't pull his bag zip properly, so the porno video that he got from clinic fell down out of his bag.
"Hey, what's that?!" Stu pointed at the video. Jack hurrily picked it up and answer.
"Uh... Umm.... Just a cartoon! Nothing special!" Jack said.
"What? You said cartoon? Let me see it!!". Jack forgot that every kids love cartoon, he didn't think about that.
"Th... That's not good for you. It's... it's a..."
"Every cartoon is good! Give it to me!" Stu snatched the CD from his hand.
"Nooo! That's not!..." too late, he already rushed inside the house. So Jack hurrily followed him.
Jack ran inside Stu's house. He saw Ellen, and she greeted him.
"Hello, Zack. Finished mowing lawns?" Ellen asked.
"Y... yes. And now I'm here to play with Stu, see you!" Jack answered.
"Oh, Stu is too young to drink coffee! And I'm too old to drink coffee too. Why don't you invite Elli? She's working at the clinic" said Ellen. "Yeah..." Jack left her alone.
Jack walked into a room. He's watching it...
"Hey, why they're so hairy?" Stu said why watching.
"Nooo!!" Jack was going to rush to turn it off. But Elli had come in.
"Wh... what are you doing in my room!?" Elli said with shocked.
"Hey!... I can explain!" excused Jack.
"You gave my brother a video porn! You're filthy guy!" Elli scolded.
"It's not like that! Your brother snatched the video from my hand! And rush inside the house!" excused Jack again.
"I don't believe you! Get lost!" Elli scolded.
"Hey, it's true! I'm not going to watch the porn with him and sleep with him! That's impossible! But maybe possible if it were y... Um! I mean I told you the truth! I'll go home now!" Jack quickly ejected the CD from the player and rushed home.
"What a bad day" Jack mumbled. He walked out of his house and hoed the ground, cut some weeds. About one hour later. It's already dark, he looked at his watch.
"What? Why it's so dark? It's just 5 PM! This village must be a very country" Jack wondered.
Then Zack the buyer comes.
"Hello! I'll take your products, and bye!" He walked in, pick up one bamboo shoot(from nowhere (or maybe Koro brought it) and then left.
"He's a kind of hurry. Let's go to bed. It's already dark, I hear a scary owl noise" so he walked in the house and slept on his bed without taking a bath or changing clothes even he worked all day and got all dirty from head to toes.
"Hello, how long had you stand there?" Jack greet him with some question.
"Since before morning, the air was almost freeze me out" said the mayor with a shiver.
"Okay, boy. You want me to show you around the village?" asked mayor.
"Of course" Jack said and walked out with mayor, without taking a bath or brushing teeth or anything.
Mayor Thomas and Jack walked along the path.
"This way leads to Poutry Farm and Yodel Farm" directed Thomas.
"What kind of animal is Yodel?" asked Jack.
"It's just the name of the farm! Don't be silly"
"Oh, I thought that's a new kind of animal"
Finally they arrived a residential area.
"This is Orchard" said Thomas.
"This is not an orchard! This is a house!" said Jack.
"That is the name! Have you go to school when you were kid?"
"I'm kidding, don't be so serious, who the hell will be stupid like that?"
"Okay, well. At Orchard, they sell wine and juices" and they continued walking.
"This is library, they open at ten except monday" they walked pass library.
"Hello, Thomas" the old woman on the armchair greeted Thomas. "Hello, Ellen" answered Thomas. "And who's there" asked Ellen. "This is Jack". "Zack? You've got a funny cap today" said Ellen. "No. It's Jack! He is the new owner of the Moon farm". "Huh? You're going to mow a lawn at all the farm in this village? You're very nice, Zack" said the old woman. "Don't mind her, Jack. She has bad ears and eyes" the mayor said. "Never mind. I understand *Sigh* "
"This is supermarket" mayor Thomas directed.
"What? This look like a grocery more than supermarket" Jack said while looking at a simple building with a sign "Supermarket" in front of it.
"It's really a supermarket!" said mayor.
"It's a grocery!" said Jack.
"It's a supermarket!" "The supermarket in the city is a lot more fantasy"
"But this is a country"
"But it really look like a normal grocery!"
"Whatever. Anyway, you can buy seeds and stuffs here"
"Does it has any hot coffee or a burger?"Jack asked
"Nope. If you wanna eat that, you should go to the inn. The inn sells food too."
"This is really a normal grocery"
"Well? Will you look inside? You can buy some seeds too" Thomas and Jack walked in the grocery... , no... the supermarket.
"Hello, mayor Thomas. And... who are you, guy?" the girl with long blond hair came and greeted both of them
"(W... ooowwww.... This girl's hottttt!)" Jack thought in his head
"Are you okay?" said the girl
"Well, this is Jack, the new owner of Moon Farm. He's a bit odd don't mind him"
"Oh, hello Jack. I am Karen. I work at this supermarket" said Karen
"N... Nice to meet you. I am Jack" Jack said
"Would you buy some seed? You need seeds if you want to start a farm"
"Okay, I'll take this this this and this" he picked some seed bags randomly.
"That'll be 1200 G" Karen said.
"1200 G?" Jack take all of his money out of his pocket and count... "(...I have only 500 G)" jack thought
Then the mayor came look at the money in his hand.
"What? That's all you've got? Why your parent gave their son an adventure outside a city wth just 500 G?"
"I dunno" said Jack. "Well? Will you take these?" Karen said anxiously.
"Umm... I think I should start little by little, so I have changed my mind that I'll take only... two of them..." Jack selected two of cucumber seed.
"Uh... well that'll be 400 G"
After shopping, they walked out and continued the tour.
"This is clinic. I bet you'll come here only when you collasped from doing work. They also sell bodigizer and have a examination service, but that doesn't help you much" said mayor. "And this way lead to the inn, this way lead to the church. And if you walk farther you'll be in the square."
"Got it" Jack said with a nod.
When finished the tour, Jack came back and saw a man wait for him in front of his house.
"Who are you?" Jack asked. "I am Zack, the buyer. I'll buy your stuff just put some goods in that box and I'll pick'em up at 5 in the evening. I'll pay you too. Got it? See ya" and he walked away.
Jack went to take a walk in village. The first place is Orchard. When he walked in, a woman came greet him.
"Hello. You're Jack, the new owner of Moon Farm right? You're the old owner's grandson aren't you? Wow! you look like your grandfather. I am Manna, the owner of this winery. No no, my husband own this farm, I'm just his wife! His name is Duke. But If you want to buy a wine or juices just talk to me okay? My husband always busy at the cellar. Oh, and this winery open between eleven to noon. Come stop by! If you wanna woo Karen, you should comes visit here often, because she likes wine, you know? Oh, I think I spoke too much, ha ha ha" Jack was pushed over.
"Uh... Hello, there. Nice to meet you. I will visit you when I have time..." Jack said timidly.
"Oh Nice to meet you too. So come visit here when you have a chance okay? We're lonely here, since our daughter gone to city, I and my husband was left alone in this village. But we're enjoy running this winery anyway, we hope that she'll be alright. We missed her soooooo much! When she left this village, at first we can't eat and sleep. My husband must m*******t* to sleep everyday" "Hey! Some of readers aren't 18 yet!"Jack interrupted. "Oooohh! Sorry! I didn't notice that this is story for kids. Well, today we haven't stop thinking about her. I hope she'll come back to visit us someday. For just a month... or a week... or a day... or even half-day, we're glad to see her. You don't know our daughter right? You're new here, so you might don't know. Maybe I'll tell you about her if I have time. Oh! let's stop talking about that, I'm so sad. Let's talk about your grandfather. You know? your grandfather is very nice man. He always... bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla..................." and she continue speaking by didn't look at Jack.
"I must get out of this place. I hope she'll stop speaking soon" Jack ran out of the winery.
He walked pass library. "It's closed. Maybe I'll come tomorrow" and he continued walking.
He stopped at the clinic and walked inside. The moment that he entered clinic, the doctor and the nurse stood up and walked toward him, and they started singing.
"Welcome! this is clinic, come here when you feel sick!
If you overworked and you fell down on the ground
We'll treat you here, and heal your body around!"
"Hello! I am Elli, you look tired and funny
Go sleep more early, and I bet you'll be healthy!"
"Hello! I am Doctor, I'll make you feel better
Alcohols make you duller, and a milk make you brighter!"
"Taa da!!!!"
Jack was pushed over again. And they went to sit down at their place like nothing happened. Jack was astonished for a moment and finally gained his strength to walk. He walked to the nurse.
"Ex... Excuse me?" Jack greeted.
"Hello, do you need something?" asked the nurse.
"This is clinic, isn't it?" asked Jack. "Of course, are you blind or something? Or do you think this is a porno video shop?" said the nurse.
"Well... I just ask for sure" said Jack. "Oh, you're new owner of Moon Farm, aren't you? I thought you were Stu, sorry. He usually plays around and shows me some disgusting stuffs"
"I am Jack, nice yo meet you" introduced Jack.
"I am Elli, and there is the doctor. You can take an examination from him" Jack left Elli and went to greet the doctor.
"Hello" greeted Jack.
"Hello. Do you need a medicine?" said the doctor.
"No, thank you. I just come to greet" said Jack.
"Who are you, anyway? You don't look familiar" said the doctor.
"My name is Jack, the new owner of Moon Farm" said Jack.
"Well, I'm Doctor" said the doctor.
'Umm... Will you mind? If I want to know your name" asked Jack.
"I'm Doctor" answered the doctor.
"Yes, I know that you're a doctor. But I want to know your name" said Jack.
"My name is Doctor!" said Doctor.
"Huh? Doctor? That's a weird name" said Jack.
"No, Doctor is just my last name. My first name is Tim. But just call me Doctor, okay?" said Doctor.
"Uhh... Okay" said Jack.
Jack walked to Elli to say goodbye.
"I must go now, see you later" Jack said.
"Goodbye. But... hey! You've got a cut! Let's have a bandage.
" Elli said to him when she saw a cut on his middle finger.
"Oh? This cut?" Jack showed her a middle finger.
"Owh! You b**ch! Don't show me a middle finger like that. Here, pick up one" Elli gave him a box of bandage.
"Hmm... How disappointed, no Pokemon pattern..." Jack said while looking for his Pokemon-pattern bandage.
"Please be quickly. Choose a bandage isn't hard thing to do, is it?" Elli said.
"Hey, Elli. What's in the box?" asked Jack.
"Huh?" Elli peaked into the bandage box.
"Oh! Give that to me!" Elli told Jack to give her that thing.
"Hmm... Let's see... 'Sweety Schoolgirl'? " Jack readed the label.
"Daaarrrrrnn. Give that to me now!" shouted Elli. The doctor heard Elli shouted, so he came.
"Huh? Anything happened?" asked Doctor.
"What's porno video CD doing in the bandage box?" said Jack.
"Uh... So it's isn't secret anymore, I'll tell you then. We sell porno video too, if you want to buy some, just come. I've got work to do, bye for now. " then the doctor walked away.
"Oh, and Elli" he turned back to talk. "Don't ever mistaken put any porn in a wrong box again"
"You sell porno video too? Hee hee" Jack asked Elli teasely.
"Well... So you want some? I'll give you a one for free, because this is your first time here" Elli give him a porno video CD.
"Are you serious?" Jack asked but the video is already in his hand.
"Yep. And don't worry about police, cuz there's only one police in this village, and he buys ours!" said Elli.
"Uh... Then I'll go now, see you later" Jack walked out the clinic.
Jack decided to visit inn, so he walked along. When he arrived, before he enter, he readed the sign.
"Doug's Place? Sounded silmilar to dog's place" and then he walked in.
He entered the inn, then the orange haired girl comes greet him.
"Welcum!" said the orange haired girl.
"You should say 'Welcome!' not 'Welcum!' This is a story for kids!" said Jack.
"Woops. Anyway would you have a seat?" said the orange haired girl.
"Never mind, thank you. I just visit" said Jack. After then, the man on the counter talk to him.
"Hey, you're the boy that own Moon Farm, aren't you?" the man said.
"Yes, I am" answered Jack.
"Umm... Would you come here for a second?" the man called Jack, so Jack walked to the counter.
"I am Doug, the innkeeper" said the man.
"I'm Jack" said Jack.
"Let me ask you a question. You see that girl... Her name is Ann, she is my daughter. Umm... What do you think of her?" asked the innkeeper.
"What? Hmm... she look like a girl" answered Jack simply.
"No, I mean. What is you think of her? cheerful? or cute? or picky? or funny? something like that" said Doug. "Hmm... I don't know about that... Maybe she look sexy" said Jack(falsely).
"Huh!?! You said that she's sexy?! That's great!" said Doug happily.
"Eh? I'm kidding! What are you talking about?" said Jack.
"Well, if I let you marry her. Will you marry her?" said Doug.
Jack was astonishing in surprise.
"Wha.... Whatttt!?! I just walked in here, and you said you'll let me marry her!?" Jack said in surprise.
In that moment, Ann came and dragged Jack out of the conversation and dragged him upstairs.
"That's it! Ann! Screw him up!" Doug cheered in the background.
Ann dragged him upstairs and talk to him.
"Phew" she sighed.
"Is your father sick or something? He's odd!" said Jack.
"My dad is a paranoid. He always tried to marry me to every guys who walked into our inn. So don't mind him, and I'll never screw you, remember that." she said.
"Uh... So that's the story" Jack sighed.
"Tell my dad that you're married or have girlfriends somewhere okay?" said Ann.
"Okay" noded Jack.
"Oh, by the way, you're jack isn't it?" asked her.
"Yep" answered Jack.
Jack escaped out of the inn.
"Hmm... which place should I go next?" Jack looked at the village map that he got from mayor.
"Let's go to the square" then he walked to the square. Jack saw two person standing and talking by turned back to each other.
"Who are you? You're always here" asked the long black haired girl with glasses.
"I'm Gray" answered the guy with blue cap.
"I'm Mary, nice to meet you" said the girl. "Nice to meet you too" said Gray. They talked to each other, but still turned back to each other.
"What are you doing here?" asked Mary.
"N...Nothing particular" said Gray.
"Hey, why you always turn back to me when talking? Why don't you turn around?" said Mary.
"Because I don't want to see your ugly face" said Gray.
"What!? You said that I am ugly!?! Say it again!!" Mary scolded while pulled out a very very thick Chinese-English+Chinese idioms dictonary from nowhere and ready to smash him with it.
"I... I'm kidding! I... I always got a joke!" excused Gray while turned around.
"Oh, is that so?" Mary instantly changed emotion.
Jack walked pass that two creepy people, then he headed toward church. Jack arrived at church, he looked around, he saw pastor and a guy sitting on a bench. Jack walked toward that guy.
"Hello" said Jack. "......." No answer from him.
"Umm... Hello!..." Jack said that to him again.
"......Is this really what I want?..." the guy hasn't answer Jack but speaking to himself, and he always looking down the floor.
"Do you find anything to eat on the floor?" said Jack.
"......." still no response from him.
"I said... HEEEEEELLLLLOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" Jack screamed like a crazy man, the guy startled and became very shocked.
"Are you deaf?" Jack said.
"Oh... sorry. I didn't notice that you were there..." said the guy.
"Oh, well... Never mind" Jack concluded.
"Umm... Is anything you want?" he asked.
"I just come to visit. I am Jack, the new owner of Moon Farm. I just moved in, so I want to visit everyone" said the new farmer.
"I'm Cliff" he answer.
"I see, you want to be alone, huh? So I won't bother you." then Jack left him and went to talk to the pastor.
"Hello" greeted Jack.
"Hello. You're the new owner of Moon Farm right? I'm Carter the pastor here"
"Nice to meet you" said Jack
"If you have something to confess, just comes to confessional time in the afternoon" said the pastor.
"Okay. I must go now, farewell" Jack say goodbye to the pastor and left church.
Jack walked toward the mayor's house. Before he enter mayor's house, he heard a crying of a little boy.
"WAAAA!!!!..." Jack turned around and saw a boy standed crying next door, Jack walked to him.
"What happened? Boy?" Jack asked him.
"I lost!!! Waaaa!!! I was beaten by Black Metal Greymon! Only if I could do a digivolve! Hmph!! Only if I beat him I'll get special character! Noooo!!!" he's crying while holding a Gameboy in his hand.
"Oh, you don't have to cry, boy. Losing is common. No one always win. You can try again can't you?" soothed Jack like a kind man.
" *Sniff* But I already came to semi-final level! I must restart again" cried the boy.
"You must practice more, so you can win." Jack soothed him again.
"Okay, I'll try again later then. *Sniff* But who are you?" asked the boy.
"I'm Jack. The new owner of Moon Farm, and what's yours?" asked Jack. "I'm Stu!" he answered.
Jack didn't notice that he didn't pull his bag zip properly, so the porno video that he got from clinic fell down out of his bag.
"Hey, what's that?!" Stu pointed at the video. Jack hurrily picked it up and answer.
"Uh... Umm.... Just a cartoon! Nothing special!" Jack said.
"What? You said cartoon? Let me see it!!". Jack forgot that every kids love cartoon, he didn't think about that.
"Th... That's not good for you. It's... it's a..."
"Every cartoon is good! Give it to me!" Stu snatched the CD from his hand.
"Nooo! That's not!..." too late, he already rushed inside the house. So Jack hurrily followed him.
Jack ran inside Stu's house. He saw Ellen, and she greeted him.
"Hello, Zack. Finished mowing lawns?" Ellen asked.
"Y... yes. And now I'm here to play with Stu, see you!" Jack answered.
"Oh, Stu is too young to drink coffee! And I'm too old to drink coffee too. Why don't you invite Elli? She's working at the clinic" said Ellen. "Yeah..." Jack left her alone.
Jack walked into a room. He's watching it...
"Hey, why they're so hairy?" Stu said why watching.
"Nooo!!" Jack was going to rush to turn it off. But Elli had come in.
"Wh... what are you doing in my room!?" Elli said with shocked.
"Hey!... I can explain!" excused Jack.
"You gave my brother a video porn! You're filthy guy!" Elli scolded.
"It's not like that! Your brother snatched the video from my hand! And rush inside the house!" excused Jack again.
"I don't believe you! Get lost!" Elli scolded.
"Hey, it's true! I'm not going to watch the porn with him and sleep with him! That's impossible! But maybe possible if it were y... Um! I mean I told you the truth! I'll go home now!" Jack quickly ejected the CD from the player and rushed home.
"What a bad day" Jack mumbled. He walked out of his house and hoed the ground, cut some weeds. About one hour later. It's already dark, he looked at his watch.
"What? Why it's so dark? It's just 5 PM! This village must be a very country" Jack wondered.
Then Zack the buyer comes.
"Hello! I'll take your products, and bye!" He walked in, pick up one bamboo shoot(from nowhere (or maybe Koro brought it) and then left.
"He's a kind of hurry. Let's go to bed. It's already dark, I hear a scary owl noise" so he walked in the house and slept on his bed without taking a bath or changing clothes even he worked all day and got all dirty from head to toes.
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